S2E4 - 666 Problems but a Mic Ain’t One

Beard Sorcery

The tavern’s never been rowdier — because this week, the guest is one of our own. That’s right, the one, the only, the pant-less wonder himself — Dante, our chaotic in-field reporter, finally takes the hot seat to explain how he stumbled (and possibly streaked) his way into Chat 1 & Done. 🔥🎙️

Rudy and CJ dig deep — or at least as deep as Dante’s attention span allows — to uncover the “true” story of how a naked tiefling clutching a microphone became the face (and occasional lawsuit) of the show. From blackmailing his way into employment, to starting an underground rivalry with a dragon over illegal pillow fights, Dante’s life is equal parts fever dream and tavern brawl.

Expect:

• The legendary “Mayor’s Wife” incident (and why Dante still won’t wear pants)
• The ongoing saga of the Mermaid Bathwater Scandal 💦
• Tales from the Nine Hells DMV and CJ’s brief visit there
• Magic Item or Malarkey, featuring frogs, cursed amulets, and confused demons
• HR nightmares, jean-short debates, and way too much information about Dante’s grooming habits

It’s crude, it’s chaotic, and somehow… it’s still the heart of the tavern.

So grab your ale, shield your eyes, and prepare for the wildest interview we’ve ever survived.

Featuring: 🔥 Dante — @DemonDaddyDante on Only Slimes (viewer discretion advised) 🎙 Rudy & CJ — Hosts of Chat 1 & Done 💀 Special shout-outs to the brave souls at HR (may they rest in paperwork)